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Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".
I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.
by themasterb8er March 6, 2020
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[adult swim]

A TV network that uses the same channel with Cartoon Network. It plays at 8:00pm to 6:00am since most kids between 7-13 years if age would normally would sleep. They play shows like American Dad!, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, etc. It always starts off playing two episodes of King of the Hill, then comes along one/two episodes of The Cleveland Show. At 11:30 pm comes an episode of Children's Hospital, and at midnight is Robot Chicken. After 1:00am is basically random shows. At 6:00am, Cartoon Network just says "YO WHATTUP YOU TIRED ASS MOTHERFUCKERS" or something like that. The show times can differ between time zones.
Kenny: Damn, there's nothing on. It's 11:36.
Bach: DUDE adult swim IS ON RIGHT NOW!
by AnonymouslyGreat June 23, 2016
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adult aerobics

Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."
by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017
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Adult toys

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a Michigan adult

someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)
person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working

person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult

person a: weird
by thicckiid January 10, 2021
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Theater adults

Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome

- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”

Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”

Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”

Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Underage Adult

A child who is mentally, physically or emotionally mature. Or a grown-up, legally of age who is not physically, emotionally or mentally mature.
I was an underage adult when I asked a 40 year old man for a kiss.
by Netta Y January 10, 2022
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