Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Alternative Facts Syndrome

Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

by DMU77 February 2, 2025

Alternative Epistemologies

Ways of knowing that operate outside or alongside the dominant Western scientific-academic framework. These aren't just different beliefs—they're different methods for arriving at beliefs. Indigenous knowledge passed through generations of observation and story. Embodied knowledge that lives in practice rather than propositions. Intuitive knowledge that patterns information below conscious awareness. Alternative epistemologies aren't necessarily better than dominant models, but they're not simply worse versions of them either—they're different tools for different kinds of understanding, evolved in different contexts for different purposes.

Alternative Epistemologies "Western medicine treats my body like a machine to be fixed. My healer's epistemology treats it like a garden to be tended. They're not even playing the same game—that's what makes it an Alternative Epistemology, not just a different opinion."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey. Period.

Hey, are you listening to the Queen of Alternative?
Yes, I am listening to Lana Del Rey's album Norman F**king Rockwell!

by stream Norman F**king Rockwell September 13, 2020

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey

Queen of Alternative is Billies fav lana del rey

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey is the queen of alternative. Argue with your mother.

Lorde: who’s the queen of alternative??
Billie: are you dense? it’s lana del rey chile... always has been always will be, she birthed everyone other alternative girl if you think otherwise then keep saying it maybe you’ll convince hope

by Lipster 206 September 13, 2020

Queen Of Alternative

definitely Elizabeth Grant a.k.a Lana Del Rey.

is Billie Eyelashes the queen of alternative?
no, The only answer is Lana Del Rey!

by jedé September 13, 2020