Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.

oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.

by J45P31NL December 2, 2010

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Alt-Reich

While the Alt-Right is primarily composed of white nationalists and supremacists who do not submit to the ideology of Nazism, all members of the Alt-Reich do. Mein Kampf is their bible.

Alt-Reich guy: Traps are gay

Alt-Right guy: What the helllllllll goy. You Alt-Reich guys are retarded.

by CaptainDonaldDick February 5, 2018

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Alt Girl

A teenaged female (who most likely uses the popular social media app, TikTok), who has little or no brain function or social skills. They have a limited vocabulary, usually using words like “No ❤️“, “I-“, or “💅 AS HE SHOULD”. They only wear trendly clothes, and if you try to have a conversation with one, they will quickly respond with “I have a boyfriend”, and reject further questioning. I politely advise you to stay away from said “alt girls” because they may get you fired, doxx you (guacamole lmao), or report something “homophobic” to your school.

Guy: “Hey, did you finish the math tes-“
Alt Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I just wanted to kno-“
Alt Girl: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!”

by ZenMaster69 October 9, 2020

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