Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.
First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
by stuffthannnngs October 23, 2014
Christy: Why did you text me asking if we can try Allen Six?
Johnny: It was just auto correct, my bad I was asking for anal sex
Christy: EW NO!
Johnny: It was just auto correct, my bad I was asking for anal sex
Christy: EW NO!
by Cintiboy February 23, 2014
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Rey Allen a perfect guy for any lady is a smart guy. Smart guys think fast and solve problems easily. They’re creative and innovative. They can create a wonderful environment out of nothing. In other words, they can improvise easily and tend to see the bigger picture. Rey Allen is a man who loves you enough to appreciate your family and friends is worth having around.As a matter of fact, one of the ways to find out how much a man loves and respects you is how he treats other people related to you.While over protectiveness can easily become a bit toxic, it’s quite cute to have a protective man as a partner.A guy who is confident is aware of what he brings to the table. He is charismatic and smart, and he knows it… But then he does not allow those qualities to get to his head. A confident guydoesn’t beg to be loved. He simply steps back if he notices that he’s not wanted.The perfect man for you is a man who appreciates you for who you are. He is always thanking his stars for allowing him to meet you. A good man will make you feel like you are the best thing that ever happened to him. And he will give you all the attention and love that he can muster.
by River Aire November 24, 2021
Total bitch that uses her 'depression' to gain attention. However, it doesn't end there. She uses self harm to get into peoples heads and fuck every lad about in the Pinxton/Normo area. Pure and utter, sket. She'll tongue punch your fart box for a fiver.
by GloriousFartBoxTonguePuncher November 05, 2019