When you grab her forehead and press it against
your balls, and then your balls will wrap around
her neck to form a neck pillow.
your balls, and then your balls will wrap around
her neck to form a neck pillow.
Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow
by Themildones December 15, 2021

A term coined by Vanessa Merrell and John Vaughn to describe the act of watching another passenger's screen on a plane, even when one has their own screen in front of them.
Sam: I was trying to binge my show on the flight, but the dude next to me was committing some major Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft beta
by Pablo Picasso Finger Puppet November 22, 2024

a person who won't shut up or let you get a word in edge-wise. also verb, "to airplane" someone, talk their ear off when they are unable to escape you.
airplaner: "julie's such an airplaner, does she really think i care about her furniture shopping escapades?"
airplane: " i can't wait to airplane you all night about my new boyfriend!"
airplane: " i can't wait to airplane you all night about my new boyfriend!"
by spdrazor1 February 16, 2010

A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.
by HangryBagel February 21, 2024

Da setting on yer smart phone where Siri tells you not to call her "Shirley" anytime you utter da "it must be da case" word.
Me: Hey Siri --- bring up "Lassie Come-Home" on archive.org.
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
by QuacksO August 12, 2025

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.
by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life September 19, 2016

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.
She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.
by Shaoli June 12, 2016
