Ed hardy

A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and 'trendy' dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is 'dont diss it because you cant afford it'. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.

Cock: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy shit!!!
Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though?
Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that! Dont diss it because you cant afford it!
Sensible person: i rest my case.

by LondonSpirit September 6, 2009

grandma-ed

to recieve a gift that you (or any sensible person) do not what or need, preferably from your grandma

i got totally grandma-ed this christmas i got a F***in leopard snuggie and a nail file

by munsonburger February 24, 2010

Ed Sheeran

A person who is a singer-songwriter who names all his main albums after popular mathematic symbols

'Hey did you see my latest song?'

Yeah bruh, you're such an Ed Sheeran'

by PigeonKing 1067 July 27, 2020

Ed Boon

A cool Dominican guy who in created the best video game ever witch is mortal kombat

Ed Boon kicks ass

by Vhelevant January 15, 2010

mad ed

Mostly Northern (england) term esp manchester/lancashire area, to describe someone (usually male) that has no care of the consequences of his actions.
A mad ed would normally do something like stay up all night and carry on drinking when everyone stops.

"yeah he's a mad ed"

by Adam April 6, 2004

Ed Reed

The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.

Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)

by Jdlusional January 16, 2009

Ed the Sock

A hillarious sock puppet on Muchmusic.Every year he hosts a show called "Fromage" which shows the worst videos of the year with him talking about them.HE IS ONE FUNNY SOCK.

"I'm Ed the Sock,and I'M ONE FUNNY SOCK"

by TheWiggidy April 9, 2004