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Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get
Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023
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Squidward

a fictional character that constantly gets, tortured, hated, falsely prosecuted, abused, and put in danger. by all the other characters or the universe itself, for slapstick purposes.
Rolly is the Squidward of the 101 Dalmatians universe.
by RichCollDude March 5, 2025
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doin' the squidward

when your girlfriend cheats on you with three guys at the same time and you look like squidward.
Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.
by bryona May 16, 2011
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Squidward

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"
I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!
by B0d0zer June 8, 2018
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Squidward

Hey Mark, sweet Squidward you got going on, hope it helps with your free throws.
by RaptorCouch November 2, 2019
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