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doin' the squidward

when your girlfriend cheats on you with three guys at the same time and you look like squidward.
Byran broke up with his girlfriend after he caught her doin' the squidward with Justin, Chris, and Frank.
by bryona May 16, 2011
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squidward brunt

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"
by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016
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Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
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Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
Squidward likes to succ john thicc
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019
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Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."
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