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Janerella Rooster

Janerella is one crazy person!! She also acts like a Rooster with her he’d cut off. She never makes sense, and her hips are like dinosaurs.
“Janerella Rooster.. stop being an ah fooma!”
by Murphy Bennett December 20, 2018
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blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!
She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!
by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019
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the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.
by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022
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Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.
Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017
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Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.
“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”
by de45 March 29, 2021
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rooster spray

the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)
whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick
by slamitin January 13, 2004
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