The privilege of always being right in the eyes of the left there for making you immune to criticism from leftists.
by Library of libtards March 25, 2021
Get the Libiral privilegemug. Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.
Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!
by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022
Get the Birth Privilegemug. The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.
The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.
Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.
The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.
Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.
Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."
Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."
Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."
by ZimmyJay84 July 26, 2021
Get the runner's privilegemug. It is the definition of privilege for not having to get vaccinated for past diseases in this day and age because they've all been 'eradicated'.
by BatteryYo October 21, 2021
Get the Eradication Privilegemug. When a young man willingly cucks himself to an older woman who is the sole heir of a very wealthy man's estate. Granting himself the ability to live a far more lavish lifestyle then he could ever have afforded on his own. Even going as far as to reference the rich man's vacation homes as his own.
by Dannyt028 May 14, 2021
Get the Serge Privilegemug. When a graduate of the Syracuse University S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications gets a job in sports media despite a lack of knowledge, talent, energy, or passion through cronyism or nepotism.
by @thefandog1 December 2, 2020
Get the Orange Privilegemug. To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.
I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL
by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020
Get the Covid Privilegemug.