The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

Glenn

A fucking autistic beaver

Person 1: have you seen Glenn?

Person 2: Yeah he’s a fucking autistic beaver

by Seth McDowell October 30, 2022

Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy

Hey lil glenn come play

by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO July 31, 2016

Glenn

A name for a man who has his own buttermilk chicken burger from wetherspoons and has a false tooth

"I'll have MY buttermilk chicken burger" said the Glenn

by Joepenis May 20, 2024

bogus glenn

a man who is so bogus that he is just disgraceful
usual hangs about the oddfellow arms and is generally lee

e e e e bogus glenn

by Diksuk the big January 4, 2024

do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?

A discreet way of asking someone if they support Ørn Horten or are from Horten. Inspired by the iconic musician from Horten, girl in red. Because if they listen to Glenn Tharaldsen, they most likely support the famous football team FK Ørn Horten.

That boy is so empathetic and funny! Do you think he listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Wow, she is so calm and down to earth. Do you think she listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Those are some nice brown and white scarves! Do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?

by horten.klistremerkeklubb October 25, 2025

Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;

Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL

by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021