Tom

Tom. He is THE boy. The boy of ones dreams (well at least of MY dreams). Once you lay your eyes on him, there is no going back. Tom is the type that no matter how much you deny that you don't love him, is still always there. His smile shines your world and melts your heart. His personality warms your heart and makes you smile. When you are down, the thought of him alone makes you feel comforted. And just a glance of him gives you a whole roller coaster ride. Tom is the boy that you will always end up loving. He is the one, the one for ME. I LOVE YOU!

Someone: Where is Tom?
Me: In my heart and my mind.
I REALLY DO LOVE YOU!
Thomas Michael Goggin
Post Falls
CB

by Caramelob12 July 25, 2018

tom

Term used to describe the man pussy or mangina. May also be referred to as a tom.

My tom quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.

by Queen without a cuntry July 3, 2009

Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

by jimbotambo September 11, 2011

tom

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Tom!

by Project Mayhem April 1, 2008

Tom

The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!

by Jameseroonski January 9, 2008

Tom

The gayest person ever. A raging homosexual with no toes, likes eating ass and has very bad aids. Avoid at all costs.

Shit, there's that tom fella, we better cross the road we might catch something

by mcnw11 August 2, 2011