Hanging one's member outside the zipper of one's pants in a comical fashion for the amusement of onlookers.
"I was so drunk at the bar last night I pulled out my zipper tie for some laughs!"
"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"
"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"
by Jarvis Mayes November 23, 2009
Get the zipper tiemug. There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.
1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.
2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?
3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?
4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.
5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!
2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?
3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?
4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.
5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!
by Cockstin Lust March 29, 2011
Get the Zipper Buttmug. A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.
Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.
by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009
Get the Zipper-Headmug. When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.
"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010
Get the Break my Zippermug. Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"
Other Dude: "Oh my god.."
Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*
Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
Other Dude: "Oh my god.."
Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*
Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013
Get the broke my zippermug. A zipper that is so far down, it seems to go up only to the seventh tooth, either due to it being broken or simple because it is down.
by seven6ty4 April 15, 2010
Get the seven strung zippermug. by Ryan P. Cooke September 27, 2008
Get the Middle pocket with the zippermug.