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Zombie Squad

A group of survival enthusiasts who educate non-aware individuals on the importance of personal preparedness and self-reliance in the event of a zombie outbreak, while increasing overall readiness and response to natural disasters and terrorist attacks.

The Zombie Squad accomplishes this through demonstrations of experience and technique in public seminars, charity work with various non-profit organizations, an online disaster preparation knowledge base and forum, and a specially designed non-stationary cadaver suppression task force.
You may not believe in zombies. But maybe you believe in blowing the shit out of that fucking thing trying to knaw on your bits and pieces. The Zombie Squad can help.
Zombie Squad by Valarius January 22, 2006

Zombie Bomber

The guy in the crew who will literally sleep with the ugliest girls not only as a wing man but also flying solo.
Damn dude I cannot believe you slept with that feral carnie last night, I must admit you're quite the zombie bomber.
Zombie Bomber by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

zombie chariot 

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles
"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

Zombie Pizza

Pizza that has been heated, frozen, and then reheated.
"Why are you eating zombie pizza when cold pizza is so much better?"
Zombie Pizza by jrodanbread January 7, 2010

Zombie Fuck 

To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.
Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.
Zombie Fuck by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009

Zombie Hitler 

Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.
Zombie Hitler's fb page is waaaay cool man!
Zombie Hitler by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010