Zipper Butt

There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.

1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.

2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?

3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?

4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.

5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!

by Cockstin Lust March 29, 2011

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zipper pickle

A salty penis or phallic expression.

After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbous clitoris, I sliced my zipper pickle.

by Tushar P September 1, 2007

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Zipper-Head

A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.

Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.

by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009

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Break my Zipper

When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.

"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"

by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010

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broke my zipper

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.

Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."

by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013

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