Zen-fucker

An individual that is so self-consumed, they destroy the Zen of all those in the immediate vacinity.

Did you see that really agro girl on the dance floor, getting up in everyone's grill? What a Zen-fucker!

by Jackaroe February 4, 2016

zen skin

PC for stretch marks

I couldn't help but notice that your wife has interesting zen skin.

by Versimilitude December 10, 2019

Zen Lai

A secret anime character with a big booty and fine tits.

"Dude, I just found out a secret anime character in my favourite HeNtAi"
"Really, who is it?"
"Zen Lai"

by T. Brothers September 20, 2019

hoe-zen

Hozen is when you have an established hoe (she knows she is a hoe) and she is in zen mode. which means she is very clear in her life and reality. she knows her place in life. she is happy and comfortable with it. she has with a mind calmness with reality.

clarissa makes her money from many different men and gets all that she wants so that puts her in a hoe-zen state of mind.

by smlame May 3, 2018

Zen

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Zen is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

That guy is totally a zen

by Thenowandzen130 May 14, 2020

Zen

A term used for people who are Supot and Lazy. They like to molest dogs preferably when the dog's anus has poop stains. These people also seem to like gassing Jews as their hobby. They also look and sound like a homosexual lion and they have a real interest for crabs.

Example: "Look at this guy. I'm pretty sure he's a Zen"

by DefinitelyNotSomeoneYouKnow May 17, 2020

Zen

The act of becoming at peace and being the polar king of the north looking down at the cliffs of Jesus

You be lookin very Zen today

by Zenbo September 9, 2020