year 7 roadman

A kid between the ages 11 and 12, who thinks they are bad because they wear a puffer jacket, listen to bbk and do mandy.

Callum: hes a year 7 roadman, what a nutty geezer

by Doyoulikebread October 9, 2016

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.

Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?

Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?

Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.

Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this

Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!

by JD13 July 25, 2009

year zero

The best marketing ploy ever.

The Presence at the end of "My Violent Heart?" Secret messages in band merch? Flash drives in Portugese bathrooms with Year Zero leaks? Trent Reznor is a fucking genius!

by maybell1ne December 14, 2008

new year's resolution

a goal that you propose then forget the next day.

a goal that should be realistic.

My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

11 year old

Despite what you belive not all 11 year olds are dumbasses. Except me. I'm dumb as fuck.

Ok Alyssa, you are reading a Hetalia ship, act like a 11 year old not a 5 year old. Also me: HaHA fRuk A sWEar wORdt, AlcOHol, BArF FuNNy.

by 🅱️ommunism January 10, 2022

New Year's Heaves

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.

by classyguy273 December 28, 2010

sophmore year

your 2nd year of high school, in which you finally begin to fit in with your crowd of people and find your friends who you will be with for the majority of high school. You will probably drink your first beer, and smoke your first joint. You'll attend your first huge party and realize that everyone likes to drink. Classes aren't that hard yet, and you won't give college much of a thought yet. It is in this year you stop being a pussy and start to get used to your surroundings in the hellhole we call high school.

Senior 1: did you go to that sophomore party?
Senior 2: yeah it was filled with a bunch of kids acting drunk off of 1 beer
Senior 1: I remember sophmore year ! haha good times.

by whyamiwritingthislol May 31, 2014