Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?
Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.
Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.
by switchbladejake October 11, 2008
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As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
by wordsmith99 February 4, 2010
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They've played a bunch of local shows including the Carlsbad "battle of the Bands" as well as appearing at the So*Cal Rock revolution, and side stage at Soma. They can go by the abbreviation WxWx.
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They've played a bunch of local shows including the Carlsbad "battle of the Bands" as well as appearing at the So*Cal Rock revolution, and side stage at Soma. They can go by the abbreviation WxWx.
They are of the best local bands in Northern San Diego and THE BEST band from ECHS
Example 1
Freind - Hey wanna go to without warnings show tonight?
Me - F*** yeah dude, lets go
Example 2
girl 1 - OMGosshh whats your favorite WxWx song
girl 2 - Duhhh, California for sure
Example 3
Jerk - Dude, WxWx sux
everyone around him- STFU
Freind - Hey wanna go to without warnings show tonight?
Me - F*** yeah dude, lets go
Example 2
girl 1 - OMGosshh whats your favorite WxWx song
girl 2 - Duhhh, California for sure
Example 3
Jerk - Dude, WxWx sux
everyone around him- STFU
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That wythe is one hardy, flexible piece of wood. Wythe makes a very good gate (gatekeeper) as it (he) will bend but not break.
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