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world of warships

World Of Warships, abbreviated WOWS, is a free competitive online multiplayer game featuring warships from the first half of the 20th century. Players can battle each other in standard battles (12v12), team battles or, occasionally, ranked battles (8v8). Playing against bots is also possible.

There exist four typs of ships: Battleships, cruisers, destroyers and carrier vessels. The former three types balance each other by a "rock, paper, scissors"-mechanism, while CVs are rarely played lately.
Players have access to tech trees of several nations, including the US, Japan, Germany, Russia, the UK and a few others, with tech trees still expanding, as more and more branches are released for a certain nation every now and then. A tech tree consists of 7-10 tiers per ship type, every tier being a (in most cases) historical ship class (e.g. the Iowa-class battleships being the tier 9 US battleship). A few premium ships are only available by purchase, but most are not worth the money; you can also pay to play to get a few advantages here and there.
*in team chat*
A:"OK guys, lets win this one"
B: *blames match-making for being low tier*
C: *gets the fuck sunk by first CV airstrike*
D: *detonates on first enemy salvo*
A: *sails into farthest corner while fruitlessly trying to snipe enemy ships and spilling salt in chat*

I love World Of Warships.

Teagan-Worshiper 

Obviously people who worship people named Teagan
Teagan-Worshiper by zompire776 August 12, 2012

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

Sun Worshipping Atheism 

Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.

My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
Sun Worshipping Atheism by WithSun December 31, 2011

Biblar Worshiper 

A follower of the dark lord Biblar. Usually members of one of his numerous cults. All are evil and have been corrupted by the devious Biblar and have turned from Yar-nar's light.
Biblar Worshiper by Mallard Ducks December 14, 2019

Easter Worshipper 

When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.
Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.