by brownwood August 19, 2011
Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008
a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders
"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."
by Platinum Pimp March 07, 2006
70's term adapted from used cars,Easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,
by Cassar November 16, 2006
wood river is a small town in illinois about a half hour from the good ole stl. best known for it's fine blend of rednecks & wiggers and a few black people dabbled in there. the school colors should have been camo due to the fact that the majority of the school's students wear more camo than maroon & gold. wood river is where approx. 67% of the girls get pregnant before graduating high school. and the most fun, legal thing to do is go to walmart. other hobbies include smoking and selling drugs and throwing humdingers at pedestrians.
person one: "did you hear what wood river's getting?"
person two: "yeah! the award for most pregnant girls under the age of 18! and a walmart supercenter, oh hell yesss!"
person two: "yeah! the award for most pregnant girls under the age of 18! and a walmart supercenter, oh hell yesss!"
by poopiemcpooperson March 26, 2009
by Dirty Holly February 27, 2009
by MoT- November 28, 2009