Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

by the apls_ April 2, 2020

Wonk

A filler word used when making a sound effect to a aggressive action or event.

For example:
Rodney: *places a book down aggressively*
Francesca: "Wonk!"

by Analogue_Microwave November 30, 2021

wonk

Daniel

Man, you got the bare wonk.

by charliethebigboynig November 4, 2018

Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.

Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.

by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

wink wonk

an intentional misspelling/mispronunciation of "wink wink"

Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)

"Have you seen those articles about that new lab grown meat? would you ever try it??"
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk

by OliverJaded September 19, 2024

Wonks

Wonks is a spin off word of wonky.

Created by youtuber Moriah Elizabeth

That painting on the wall is a little wonks.

by The Dragon Lover March 18, 2022

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023