Wonka Tonka

A big titty bitch with a ugly face

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro

by BigzaddyR May 03, 2021

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Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 26, 2023

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Wonka Waterfalls

A cute coloquialism for diarrhea, making reference the the "chocolate waterfall" featured in the film "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

I was on the toilet all night last night. I had a case of the 'ole Wonka Waterfalls.

by Cyc4015 November 24, 2017

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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

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