A property that likes to inhabit the kitchen and make double chicken sandwich and wants dick in their mouth. They are also physically inferior to males and likes to bitch a lot.
by Laquorious III January 24, 2019
An ancient, but still existing, being that no one is sure how it works. They are often known as sluts, skanks and you can figure out the rest. No one knows even to this day what they truly are. Some say that they are the opposite of a man.
by UrBad4152 January 14, 2015
Adam: Yo Tyrone you got a sink full of dishes
Tyrone: yea yea I know I'll just let the woman wash them
Tyrone: yea yea I know I'll just let the woman wash them
by Standingshady April 05, 2020
Women: You see I can be simple, but I won’t do ha!
I hate these woman nowadays can’t make something simple
I hate these woman nowadays can’t make something simple
by Jose John October 16, 2018
A person who identifies as a female is a woman. However, if a child would identify as a female, they would be a girl.
by harleenophe August 01, 2015
1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
by YarPirate August 20, 2005
the ruler of the world. she is strong, and beautiful, inside and out. she can do anything a man could do, maybe even better. respect her, and she will respect you. tell her what she wants to hear. tell her how you really feel. if you think she is pretty, tell her. i promise you'll make her whole week. don't be sexist, it was a woman who carried you for nine months and, with a lot of pain, gave birth to you. respect them, and treat them right. women are more powerful than they seem.
by ms steal yo man February 23, 2016