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stab me with a knife

The expression for an overwhelming of feelings (usually good, sometimes bad) in which no other phrase captures the essence of the feelings.
Jeffrey just asked me to marry him, stab me with a knife, I love that guy so much.
by 123britneysoears September 3, 2016
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Supersize Me with Whiskey

To drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days to see if it's a healthy way to live. A documentary skit performed by The Whitest Kids U' Know, based on the hit film "Supersize Me" by Morgan Spurlock where he eats nothing but McDonald's for 30 days.
Phone call to Distillery:

Distillery: "Hello, how can I help you?"
Trevor Moore: "Hello, I'm doing a documentary (Supersize Me with Whiskey) on whether or not it's healthy to drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days. And I'm not gona eat food, I'm not gona drink other drinks, I'm just gona drink whiskey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Distillery: "It's NOT, you shouldn't do.....
Trevor Moore: ..........................................."Whatever!"
by Doctor Felony July 8, 2016
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fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.
by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017
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Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex
I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp
by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019
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She Blinded Me With Science

Ha! It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah
Huh-huh
When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Mm, now but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Hah! It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And hit me with technology
I don't believe it, there she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires and careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Uh, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
She blinded me with
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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Crowned me with your Scent

A polite reference to bring attention to something or someone that is rank ass nasty and reeks of stench.

May reference a rest room that has been funkified with a nasty shit. May refer to some nasty greasy person that refuses to shower and smells of urine, body odor and unwiped ass.
Excuse me sir, having seen you come out of that stall, I must say you have truly crowned me with your scent. This room is ripe.

You nasty bum. Go take a shower. I’m twenty feet from you and you have crowned me with your scent.

Rachel your ass smells of hot wet shit. You have crowned me with your scent after sex. I need a shower as bad as you.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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Hit Me With Your Best Shot

You're a real tough cookie
With a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
That's okay, lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, let's get down to it
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You come on with the come on
You don't fight fair
That's okay, see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I get right back up on my feet again!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
You're a real tough cookie with a long history
Of breaking little hearts like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place!
Hit me with your best shot...
C'mon!
Hit me with your best shot...
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
Hit me with your best shot
Why don't you hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
by Death Menace December 18, 2022
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