Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.

It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.

by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025

Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.

"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.

by bob_johnson April 29, 2023

Windying

When it is about to be windy.

"It is about to start windying."

by znna.5 March 27, 2024

It’s windy out

Saying “it’s windy out” shows that you think someone around you is a complete fucking idiot and needs to leave

Brandon said to Chris “man it’s windy out” and Chris replied “yea I don’t really like him either”

by Urbandicktionary7483628 April 26, 2025

Windy

Slang from East Wales.
No-one really knows what it means. It is what it is.

Mate, mate.. last night was windy.
Just ate some porridge. The windiest thing i've ever had jeez.

by AMERICAISAMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! November 4, 2020

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024