Door Wifi

Door Wifi is any individual playing an online game that has sub-par wifi

bro i’m on 800 ping, my Door Wifi is acting up again

by V2lkyrie September 5, 2022

Shitty wifi

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi

Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(

by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019

PEP Wifi

When you are connected to slow Wifi, but can also be used when the Wifi signal is shite.

Are you connected to PEP Wifi, because it is feckin' slow!
We offer PEP Wifi, because we are to cheap to get something else.

by HeebieJeepies September 28, 2021

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 9, 2023

Cox Wifi

Wifi router that has a hole that you put your pencil in, then it will produce some wifi signals

Guy1: I have Cox Wifi
Guy2: Do you enjoy having sex with a electric appliance?
Guy1: My male sex organ may be electrocuted but it's still worth it

by Youngboyonpornhub September 16, 2022

CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

Wifi Official

When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"

After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016