Upon doing an escape room together, the three best friends from Harvard suffered the Wifies Effect as they struggled to figure out what each of the clues actually translated to
by o23gfh July 31, 2025

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito
by Whythisword January 27, 2019

by This pseudonym is cool. May 6, 2024

this wifi is so suspicious that it so fuckin useless, even every students try to use it to play different type of game, its so trash that even grandma is faster that it
by squatting parrot October 4, 2021

Whats's wifi?
by Digestive System December 7, 2020

Noun / Slang
1. A person who thrives in online spaces by posting thirst traps, flirty pics, or soft NSFW content.
2. Someone who engages in spicy roleplay or seductive interactions over WiFi instead of IRL.
1. A person who thrives in online spaces by posting thirst traps, flirty pics, or soft NSFW content.
2. Someone who engages in spicy roleplay or seductive interactions over WiFi instead of IRL.
“Bro, she’s such a Wifi Bunny, always dropping late-night selfies and RPing like she’s the main character.”
by EtherealCorrup August 18, 2025

When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016
