the Wifies Effect

when two or more high-intellect individuals become collectively unintelligent when grouped together

Upon doing an escape room together, the three best friends from Harvard suffered the Wifies Effect as they struggled to figure out what each of the clues actually translated to

by o23gfh July 31, 2025

WiFi Misquito

Streaming on cellular data. It sucks up your data like a misquito.

James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito

by Whythisword January 27, 2019

FPT wifi network

synonym of shit, trash, poopy doo doo

I force him to use FPT wifi network as the worst punishment in his life

by This pseudonym is cool. May 6, 2024

LS wifi

this wifi is so suspicious that it so fuckin useless, even every students try to use it to play different type of game, its so trash that even grandma is faster that it

LS wifi is something more

by squatting parrot October 4, 2021

Wifi

The shit old people cant figure out to use

Whats's wifi?

by Digestive System December 7, 2020

Wifi Bunny

Noun / Slang

1. A person who thrives in online spaces by posting thirst traps, flirty pics, or soft NSFW content.

2. Someone who engages in spicy roleplay or seductive interactions over WiFi instead of IRL.

“Bro, she’s such a Wifi Bunny, always dropping late-night selfies and RPing like she’s the main character.”

by EtherealCorrup August 18, 2025

Wifi Official

When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"

After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016