Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are irritating god botherers

Jehovah's Witnesses: god! god! listen to me god! oi god!

god: oh piss off and help an old lady across the road or something!

by sniper_productions December 28, 2005

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Gay Sex and A Witness

When two dudes are both fucking one girl at the same time. Like a devil's three-way but with a twist. A third guy is always somewhere in the corner trying to bust a nut because he didn't get a go. At the end of the day who is the real Witness.

"Gay Sex and A Witness, What did you expect you were getting yourself into"

by Latte Imagine Wagons November 7, 2019

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Master of whipness

a particular type of fella who lives under the wing of his girlfriend and performs various acts such as ditching the boys for the bitches, carrying the books for the bitches, being on call at any time of day for the bitches (usually dwelling around the art department with his girl) and constantly bitches about everything and denies that he's whipped
essentially, master of whipness defines the name of being whipped and makes it his own.

Guy 1: man, where is he?...Where gonna be late
Guy 2: oh yeah i forgot to tell you, hes hangin out with the bitches
Guy 1: wow he is the Master of whipness

by Jessex Cardaboner May 13, 2009

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witness the fitness

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF

Witness the fitness is with the name for that waste of money health centre?!

by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 13, 2006

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