wheeler

A ball hog Or a guy who isn’t a true team player

Stephen curry such a wheeler you never set picks or pass

by Fax4Dayzz February 6, 2018

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Wheeler

To literally burn the living fuck out of something.

"oh fuck sake, you've absolutely Wheeler'd that fish, it's fucking black you twat!"

by Jo Boi S March 26, 2019

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022

Wheeler

A cat directly from your nightmares. You think your safe? You are not. He is coming for you as we speak. You will not escape, you will be found...

Is that Wheeler!

Help! Wheeler is coming for me!

by -_(0,0)_- March 14, 2024

Eighteen wheeler

Similar to Poophole loophole(doing anal to avoid losing V card).
The act of putting two fingers in the pussy, and blowing a full load in the rear. Called the eighteen wheeler cause two in the front and full load in the rear.

Girlfriend is afraid of getting pregnant so i gave her the eighteen wheeler.

by Electron101 September 4, 2016

Haley Wheeler

The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.

Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”

Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”

Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.

“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”

by Haleymotherfuckingalise November 23, 2021