Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked
Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P
by R3dPanda April 13, 2019
Get the Wichita wrist watch mug.tag line from an 80's anti-smoking commercial where a father confronts his son about drugs he found in his room. also a clever way to throw something back into the accuser's face.
"Who taught you how to do this stuff?"
"From you, dad. I learned it from watching you!"
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have a general compaint about all the words that have 5 in them. mitch hedberg said this in a famous caomeyd routine cd. 1 can not hold 2 thats why they made 2 becasue if one where in 2 it would be flowing over. 2 in 1 shampoo does not work if that worked there would be shit flowing all over the side of the bottle 2 does not fit in 1 and 5 is not a word for a dictionary it is a sentence."
"From you, dad. I learned it from watching you!"
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have a general compaint about all the words that have 5 in them. mitch hedberg said this in a famous caomeyd routine cd. 1 can not hold 2 thats why they made 2 becasue if one where in 2 it would be flowing over. 2 in 1 shampoo does not work if that worked there would be shit flowing all over the side of the bottle 2 does not fit in 1 and 5 is not a word for a dictionary it is a sentence."
by mean dean September 2, 2003
Get the i learned it from watching you mug.An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.
If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.
by Jess Vincent April 24, 2003
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guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
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Get the Pizza and watch netflix mug.I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!
by Seth Feldman November 15, 2006
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by Irishhpirate February 17, 2020
Get the Watched mug.A common pharse said to one of your friends when you are leaving for a second to use the bathroom go to the vending machine etc... You entrust your valuables like your northface bag, your coat, ipod or anything that could be stolen in your absence.
by ibehigh4u April 13, 2011
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