Weiner

the most unfortunate last name on the planet, apparently.

teacher: suzie vincent?
suzie: here
teacher: jeff WEE-ner?
class: haha, wiener!
jeff: it's weiner. pronounced WHY-ner. assholes.

by sammydavisjrjr January 24, 2009

Timo Werner

A synonym for "miss".

“I Timo Werner you baby 😫”
“Lauren just told me she Timo Wernered her period”

by .@m December 5, 2020

Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"

woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"

by Caravan July 4, 2012

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

wenner

A wenner is a person wiht no scruples who will employ you to do a job and then after it has completed refuse to pay on the grounds that the work was unsatisfactory. At no time would this issue have been raised before. Further, the work you have done is then used in exhibitions by the person so that they can further their own career at your expense.

'I think I've been wennered', 'is this contract good, or is it going to be a wenner?', 'don't you wenner me on this'

by wenneredoncetooften April 1, 2005

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007