Patricia: Who had sex this week?
Lauren: I had sex 3 times.
Kayla: I had sex twice..
Patricia: Okay, so Lauren went to Rome this week!
Lauren: I had sex 3 times.
Kayla: I had sex twice..
Patricia: Okay, so Lauren went to Rome this week!
by ukma1 November 23, 2020

by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019

by Goblin13 April 19, 2013

Asshole asshole, assholedier went to see, (sea) two posts, two posts, two pistols on his knee, fuck your, fuck your for curiosity, fight for the queens cunt fight for the queens fun fight for the queens country.
by The Cold Emperor May 30, 2018

That day when a crazy Karen names Gingy Pubes got triggered and threw all the bags around and broke a phone.
Dude 1: Did you hear what happened at lunch
Dude 2: yeah I heard Bambo went crazy
Dude 1: yeah, Bambo went Rambo
Dude 2: yeah I heard Bambo went crazy
Dude 1: yeah, Bambo went Rambo
by RPhill02 February 22, 2020

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”
by Bangswell October 23, 2023

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023
