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welfare junkie

A woman usually from lincoln or knox county maine lookin to live a high class life-style on free government handouts without ever lifting a finger to contribute to society. The more kids the more money is their motto
My neighbor is such a welfare junkie shes gotta have another kid to get a pay raise instead of landing an account she gotta land herself some sperm
mugGet the welfare junkiemug.

Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.
Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!
by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009
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Welfare Kids

A term I coined personally during my time playing Call of Duty: Black Ops. (Aka: Christmas Kids.)

This is a derogatory term used to express hatred towards split-screeners during online multi-player. As most COD gamers are aware, split-screeners are usually horrible and do more harm than good in any game type.

The meaning behind "Welfare Kids" is that the majority of split-screeners (some, not all) cannot afford their own PS3 or XBOX, so therefore in order to enjoy the COD experience, they play on their friend's console in split-screen. Its highly ironic though in some situations that the second player does better than the first player.

I, personally, have yet to play a round in TDM (etc) where a Welfare Kid has been on top at the end of a match. (One exception, college buddies of mine in FL were playing in the others dorm room and were split-screen playing, in which case they both did considerably well since they usually kick @$$ solo.)
by Bad_Karma_218 March 28, 2011
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welfare cigars

cigars that you buy at Sams on silver spring in wisconsin. 2 wraps for the dolla
either
players choice cigars
or
good times flat wraps.
mainly used for smoking schwag by cheap peoples of the colored variety.
that bitch at sams knows me well.

i go there everyday to buy those welfare cigars and roll fat ones.
by cohente 69 April 14, 2010
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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
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welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.
I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.
by Croditi December 19, 2014
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Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.
I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash
by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018
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