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californian wedding ring 

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.
Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

red wedding

a magnificent and spectacular stage performed by The Boyz on the sh1t show called ‘kingdom’.
A: hey, why are you crying?
B: the boyz’s ‘red wedding’ performance is so beautiful it doesn’t feel real
red wedding by horserider April 23, 2021

monkey's wedding 

when it is raining and the sun is shinning

shotgun wedding 

A case of wife or death.
Billy Joe knocked up Daisy Sue and so now they're gonna have a shotgun wedding.
shotgun wedding by Joshzam May 4, 2004

shotgun wedding 

A wedding that is forced into existence because of pregnancy.
A shotgun wedding: Chad Michael Murray and his new screwtoy, 18-year old Kenzie Dalton.
shotgun wedding by Satan00 April 25, 2006

CUCK-WEDDING 

CUCK-WEDDING - A formal or semi-formal ceremony marking the mutual agreement between a submissive male, his legal wife and another DOMINANT or ALPHA male to allow for the dominant to have his way with the frustrated wife.

During a CUCK-WEDDING the sub-male/CUCKOLD pledges to allow and encourage his wife to service the sexual needs of her REAL MAN/ALPHA MALE while he also pledges to encourage and be thankful to the STUD. The husband also pledges to eagerly clean the creampie of his wife after the STUD fills her cunt with cum. The wife pledges to serve the alpha male 1st in all things sexually by being his whore and to actively humiliate and degrade her husband while she is serving her man. The ALPHA MALE pledges to always give the sexual pleasure the wife needs and swears to humiliate the husband while he is using his whore. The ALPHA-MALE has breeding rights and can order the cuckold to do anything he likes. (FOOT RUBS, THE SERVING OF DRINKS AND FOOD, CASH PAYMENTS ETC...
During the CUCK-WEDDING as a Cuckold I was at my rightful spot. I was on my knees at the feet of the APLHA MALE watching him take over my wife and my life.