watermelon balls

When she holds out for her own enjoyment.

Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"

by Swedish Dragon January 21, 2016

Gallagher’s Watermelon

When two males and two females participate in a four-way and the female with the larger breasts lays down flat on her back. While one male performs missionary intercourse with her, the other female performs oral on the other male. When both males are prepared to climax, they closely surround the female laying down and discharge semen between her breasts. Next, the second female stands over the female laying down and proceeds to defecate on top of the pile of semen. When finished, she also surrounds the other female and they all watch as the female laying down begins to stir the angry mixture with her breasts. Then with an open hand, she violently slaps the mixture with commanding force, spraying fecal-cum on all participants much like the 80’s comedian Gallagher did to melons with his sledge hammer.

The bedroom required professional cleaning after an innocent couple’s dinner led to Gallagher’s Watermelon.

by TDSMTD November 10, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

Who fucking knows what this word means. It's been #1 on trending on UD for almost 3 years and apparently nobody has found the correct definition for it.

John: Dude what the fuck is Watermelon Sugar
Leroy: Idk man

by SilverShark April 13, 2021

Fried Watermelon

Why god did you have to fry a watermelon.

They don't serve fried watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

by DioStone August 27, 2020

watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.

"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"

by popillol January 8, 2014

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 6, 2021

Japanese watermelon

A reference to the custom in small Japanese fishing villages to discipline an unfaithful wife by having all the fishermen ejaculate into a ripe watermelon and subsequently the chatting wife had to eat it. However, some women liked it and purposely sought this discipline so it is now used as an invitation to engage in this fetish.

That girl just received a watermelon in her DM's... You know what that means! Japanese Watermelon is crazy!

by Gh0st Dawg July 31, 2020