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watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.
"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"
by popillol January 8, 2014
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Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is a metaphor for something that just does not exist. It seems plausible, because artificial watermelon flavor usually has sugar added. But an actual watermelon has no sugar, in fact people add salt instead. So it could also possibly be an ironic example that is substituting sugar for salt .
She is just too good to be true, she's watermelon sugar.

She appears to be sweet, but at closer taste most definitely salty.
by Aleister's Protegé August 23, 2021
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Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.
Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.
by BlackCracker September 3, 2012
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Wild Watermelon

When you make a black woman squirt but she's on her period
Yea I made my girl pull a Wild Watermelon last night in bed
by ThadChundercock January 6, 2023
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Japanese watermelon

A reference to the custom in small Japanese fishing villages to discipline an unfaithful wife by having all the fishermen ejaculate into a ripe watermelon and subsequently the chatting wife had to eat it. However, some women liked it and purposely sought this discipline so it is now used as an invitation to engage in this fetish.
That girl just received a watermelon in her DM's... You know what that means! Japanese Watermelon is crazy!
by Gh0st Dawg July 31, 2020
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Watermelon waterfall

When a girl is on her period riding you and she stands up to squirt and rubs everything all at once
Hey yo Billy Nancy gove me the good old Watermelon Waterfall last night
by MixalotNati July 24, 2019
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forbidden watermelon

big busty boobs that everyone desire but hard to get
"hohoho, don't mind me if I jump into these forbidden watermelons" Jake thinks as he is about to squeeze his face in between his new hot sexy girlfriend's busty tits.
by streetlamp OG#99 September 18, 2019
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