mando wasted

To consume copious amounts of alcohol until you take your clothes off and pass out.

Guy: I'm so drunk!!
Other Guy: He's getting mando wasted
Mando: hahaha not yet....bitches

by pistachionuts June 1, 2013

lily wasted

lil·y wast·ed

/ˈlilē ˈwāstəd/

adjective

1. To get completely hammered drunk as well as bitrate any nearby persons.

"Oh shit I got so fucking Lily Wasted last night."

by Leigh Rose October 8, 2021

Pre-weekend wasted

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Asian Girl Wasted

Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.

We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.

by Audreyslove October 26, 2016

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider into this prestigious club where only a small handful of people have had the opportunity to reach.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

Let's get Tory Wasted and do crazy things!

by asu1 September 27, 2011

White girl wasted

To be black out drunk and extremely sloppy. Often including acting embarrassing, singing songs like " dont stop believing" by journey, possibly table dancing.

" OMG Tina was white girl wasted last night, did u see her try to pole dance on the metal detector?"

by BlaineY August 18, 2012

chocolate wasted

"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.

The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".

People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.

Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)

by katiefromtexas December 2, 2010