Wannabe Hobo

A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.

"I wannabe a hobo."
"This mattress is my new home."
"I'm a wannabe hobo! I wave at people!"

by Relness September 11, 2008

Wannabe American

A WaAbo is a non-USA male who watches and is a fan of USA cartoons, has a comic book, and any famous Trash-tuber merch and is obsessed with USA. A WaAbo is always talking about how manly or "patriotic" his favourite characters are and claiming one of them to be his "superhero". He occasionally uses crappy politicized USA memes and offensive terms instead of English equivalents, such as "Build the Wall" instead of "forbid the invasion by illegal aliens" and "n. hard letter" instead of "healthy and law abiding Afro-american male ". Some of them also use American honorifics, for example when they attach the "Sir" or "M`am" honorific to the names of people or characters they like or find syperheroic, or when they use the "KKona" emote to show they respect someone. WaAbos call non-WaAbo haters of western culture and civilization. WaAbo are highly dangerous and will try to destroy any other culture on Earth. They know they're disliked by many people but they don't give a fuck because they know they're self-righteous crusaders of the Western culture to the uncivilized barbarians of the Earth.

In Twitch, WaAbo will make heavy use of emotes such as KKona, Comebruh, TriHard, Pepe, and any other WaAbo emote offered by a subscription to the channel they're watching.

Some examples of WaAbo cartoons: Superman, Batman, Simpsons, Family guy.
*Proceed at your own risk. WaAbo cartoons is known to increase body fat and decrease intelligence..

Wannabe American is a modern plague. Please we need to stop both Weebs and WaAbos alike.

by MadHamster September 2, 2018

Wannabe hood-rat

A wannabe hood-rat is a basic bitch who thinks they're from the hood/ghetto

That Mollie does be thinking she's on some kind of shit. She's such a wannabe hood-rat

by That.basic.bitch May 15, 2020

wannabe webster

someone who is a newbee online. someone who thinks MySpace is all there is to the web!

Sara is such a wannabe webster! She just put up here first FaceBook profile, and thinks she is hot caca

by Tim McGuinness, Ph.D. October 23, 2007

wannabe debutant

an attractive female gold digger who displays all of the necessary physical attributes to win over a successful mans heart, but lacks the self confidence, conviction, passion, and old school domesticated personality traits that are otherwise required.

At first glance, one might think the young, well dressed, vibrant beauty displayed all of the key characteristics to capture Albert's heart. But at the end of the day, Jessica was nothing more than a 2014, grade A, wannabe debutant.

by ax2ez December 5, 2014

Wannabe blackgirl

Another basic whitegirl who desperatly tries to be a black hipster like everyone else. Wears white-striped black Adidas outfits, listens to Drake, Asap Rocky and Tyga. Has a ton of followers on Instagram because whitegirls thinks she has a deep feed. Posts meaningless pictures with VSCO-filters on them and uses words like "deuces", "lit" and "views". Also walks around in her yeezys and says she wants to have sex with Drake.

Wannabe blackgirl: Views deuces lit fam from the six drake please fuck meeeee

Basic whitegirl friend: OMG you're like soooo unique and cool! I love that you have your own style!

Everyone else: Go home whitegirls! you're just like the rest of them...

by MrTikkiWiki August 10, 2016

Wannabe car guy

Someone who drives an automatic and posts pictures of their car but it looks like the car your grandma owns. their car is about as fast as a lawnmower and only worth about 200 dollars and an Xbox. Their car will be completely stock but they will put stickers like “built not bought” on it. They talk like they know every car ever built and know how to rebuild an entire engine even tho they don’t even know where the oil cap is located.

wannabe car guy : My 1995 Honda will gap you i installed twin turbos and it’s running 50 pounds of boost.

by SnakeMain December 29, 2019