crank wanker

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."

You're a real crank wanker.

by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008

brain-wacked

1) Emotional: when someone is too overwhelmed to emotionally deal with the information (news) just received

2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)

1) Emotional: Jane got brain-wacked when she found out that her boyfriend Dick had slept with Lilith.

2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.

by Torreycat January 26, 2011

selfie wanker

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.

she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!

by max payne July 2, 2015

Grau-Wanker

Grau-Wankers are people with no life whatsoever. They use the (un-nerfed) Grau on Modern Warfare. They Wake up at half 8 every morning, have some bran-flakes, then play COD. Probably drive a Nissan Note. Probably work as a geology teacher and rely on that one time they kissed the hottest girl in school as a conversation starter until they're 50. Mayo is too spicy for them, and they often sweat profusely requiring windscreen wipers on their glasses. Favourite quote is: "You're so shit at COD mate, suck ya mum".

Just got killed by another Grau-Wanker. Wish they would nerf this gun

by AidenChris June 30, 2020

i walked to burger king

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.

I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.

by The stickbug November 22, 2020

WANKERS BLOCK

When you just got to get yourself off but cant summon up the relevent filthy images for the quick one and have to give it up

(normally called barry and single and desperate)With friends waiting outside complaining about barry taking so long barry came out and said "Sorry about the wait i suffered a bit of wankers block"

by :-))))))))))))))))))))))) April 13, 2007

Peter Wanged

Trying to rip someone off and getting Owned Hard back instead.

He tried to rip me off but I Peter Wanged his ass.

by xxclandestinexx March 8, 2009