Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

The Walrus Theory

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.

Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012

Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015

Susquehanna walrus

When a woman puts tissue paper in her nose and eats a man's asshole. The tissue paper is used to block the odor

Dianne performed the Susquehanna walrus on Louie for half of a cheese pizza

by Damius Muse July 21, 2021

Steal An Attack Walrus

To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.

1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!

2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!

1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...

by Joko-Noko August 22, 2009

I am the Walrus

A song by the Beatles. "I Am the Walrus" is on the Beatles' 1967 release Magical Mystery Tour.

Dude #1: "I love 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles."
Dude #2: "OH RLY."

by Yourmomlolzlolz April 9, 2006