waffleheart

Handmade and perfectly baked.
Virtually unbreakable but also perfect in taste, experience and all that is good
Also known as "<#"

Person 1: You're cute <3
Person 2: No you <#
Person 1: Awwww, a waffleheart.

by doomofmankind September 17, 2013

Waffafles

The plural of 'waffle'.

Ex: I want waffafles.

by shit-faced-kangaroo October 30, 2013

Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.

"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016

waffleman

Often considered to be a thief due to his dark skin color. Claims to be a waffle man, but is actually a pancake man. Has homosexuality and poor sportsmanship as well, pitiful.

You're a waffleman? I don't really want to be your friend.

by Gigarus November 6, 2019

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

wafflecakes

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008