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wedgie

when someone comes up behind u(or in front) and pulls up on ur underwear. if done on the front of a male it will crush there balls providing entertainment for u and embarisment for the reciever.
i gave myself a wedgie befor in my basement. i tied my underwear from a support beam and jumped. my underwear didnt rip so i hung there my balls hurt so bad not to mention my ass and i hung there for an hour befor i tried to get out of it finally i riped throught the underwear but the shourts were also tied and i ripped through those and had to hide in my basement for an hour naked befor i could be sure of no embarasment getting to my room.
by hotty July 14, 2006
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atomic wedgie

An atomic wedgie consists of 10 steps: Number 1: Find a victim, preferably in a public place(school).Make sure the victim is male, weak, and wears tighty whities.Also, a nerdy kid is recommended.Number 2:Knock the kids books down in the hallway. Make sure they are all on the floor.He will bend over to pick them up. Number 3: When he bends over, grab his underpant's waistband. Make sure you have a tight grip on his undies before yanking.(Take note of what kind of underpants he is wearing,so you know which type is strongest and won't rip easily.Two good kinds are Hanes and Fruit of the Loom.)Number 4: By this time the victim knows what you are trying to do, so, before he can run away, you must pull his underpants up with all your strength.Pull up and do not release your grip. The victim will probably start crying,or shreik out with pain, so you have to cover his mouth to prevent an adult from hearing. To do this, you should probably get someone to help you.Number 5: Keep pulling! The underpants should be showing in the front, too. Also the legholes should start to appear in the back. That is a very good sign, because it tells you that the undies are wedged right in between the victim's butt cheeks. This causes extreme pain, but to make sure that the victim is embaressed, you must make sure that a crowd is watching. To get a crowd, you might want to tell people what you are going to do before you wedgie the victim. Number 6: If the victim pees,it will only make him more embaressed. Don't forget to keep pulling, because your goal is to pull the underwear over the head. To add to the embaressment, have one of your friends, to pull down the victim's pants. Since the undies are being pulled up, most of the victim's butt will be showing.Tell your friend to get a book and spank his butt with as much force as possible. His cheeks will turn beet red when you are done.Number 7: the underwear will be near the back of the victim's head by now. Keep pulling and you will eventually reach up over the victim's head, causing the underwear to go further up the victim's crack. You can duct tape the undies to the victims forehead for more effect. The undies will blind the victim, often causing them to run in circles and run into things. Number 8: Bring the victim to the boys bathroom. He won't know where he is because of the undies! Bring them to a stall, where a dirty toilet is. The water can be either clean, or if you like filled with either pee, or poop. Grab the victim's head, and push it into the toilet bowl. The victim will try to scream, but only gurgles will come out. Take the toilet handle and press it as many times as possible. Splashing will occurand this will get the victim wet with more toilet water. Be sure that the wedgie is still in, and while the victims head is in the toilet you might want to give the undies a couple more yanks.Number 9: Take the victims clothes off, except the undies,Know he will have to stay there or be completly embaressed. Be sure to laugh at him. This can cause the victim to become frustrated and try to attack you. If he does, yank his undies until they rip, give him constant nuggies til his hair falls out, and swirlie him till he can't breath. You can clean his ears with the wet willy, ore spank him until he cries for his mom.At this point the victim is totally soiled, so you hav emany options. You can even go to the cafeteria, get some old food and stick it down his underpants if you want to. This causes a messy wedgie!!!Number 10: Hang the victim from flagpole at the end of school. He will stay there for the rest of the night. Walk proudly away from your victim, knowing that you had scarred him for life.(By the way, these instructions are based on what happened to me yesterday. It hurt!)
Last year, I waswalking down the hall when my underpants were yanked up over my head, causing extreme pain. It was an atomic wedgie. They stuffed me into a locker and left me there all weekend. My crack was stuffed with tighty whities, and I couldn't do anything about it.
by Wedgiereciever July 18, 2008
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sky high wedgies

a sky high wedgie is a hanging wedgie where the reciever is hung from an extremely high tree or post or wall or flagpole or something else. usually something is put underneath the victim to break their fall. in some cases the giver does not do so and the victim hurts their self.

sky high wedgies are often used by a jock to "punish" a geek or nerd or a loser or a normal innocent person/stranger who is given a wedgie for fun for the giver.
i was given a sky high hanging melvin by my brother and his friends, i was walking by the river when they jumped on me and hung me on a tree over the river, my briefs snapped and i fell in and they panicked because they know i can't swim. Brian, my brother, got me out. he took me to his house to "clean me up" but i actually got a swirlie, a squeaky-clean wedgie, an atomic wedgie, a crane wedgie, and a gang wedgie. it is unfair cos he is 21 and i am 13, but he is still a jock and to him i am a loser!anyway, i have got him back by helping his friends to give him a sky high wedgie from the same tree!

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wedgie

when a persons underwear is pulled just about as far as it will go.
im a bit of a nerd so im not suprised this happened to me but anyway when i started high school everybody thought it would be funny for everybody to give me all the wedgies that they could think of every day of the week and this 1 time my parents went away for 2 weeks and left me on my own and only my best friend knew this (she was my only friend aswell) and the school bully found out that there was somthing i wasnt telling him so he decided that he wanted to find out and he realised that the best way to do this was through my friend so he threatened her and she blurted it out. so now he knew that there was no parents around for 2 weeks so he decided to hang me to the flag pole and he superglued my hands to 2 bags full of water and fed me 1 sausage and loads of water every hour so i was shitting and pissing myself like 10 times a minute. anyways i stayed up there every day with people constntly taking photos and the only time that they let me down (apart from to feed me) was when they decided that they wanted to use someone as a punchbag (me) so i was up there for 2 weeks and 10 hours just hanging by my underwear (and they didnt break either) and when i did finally get down after my parents got back the first thing i recieved when i was back in school was my head down the toilet and my but is still sore from the wedgie hanging and now even the mega-nerds give me wedgies and its soooooooo depressing :(
by demz123 August 17, 2009
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boner wedgie

whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.
i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.
by poo_c_Juice February 20, 2008
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frontal atomic wedgie

when the front of your undies are pulled over your head. Hard for this to happen but it does.
I am in 9th grade and my older bro came home. he took me to school and he saw some of his old friends. him and his friends gathered around me and started to give me wedgies. they then stuffed me back into the car and took me home. my mom wasn't home so they called in to say that i was sick. at home they gave me a hanging wedgie, a propeller wedgie, a jock lock wedgie, a shoulder wedgie, a melvin, a mervin, a normal, an atomic, and to top it off they gave me a frontal atomic wedgie!!! damn that hurt and then they started to kick me in the balls! did i mention that my bro is 23 and his friends are 18 and 19. That was the worst time especially the frontal atomic wedgie
by hoaid;falkdsjfpoaeij April 1, 2007
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wedgie beggar

when someone is sitting, laying, or bending down and their shirt goes up showing their underwear is showing. begging to receive a wedgie from the eyes of the giver.
damn tony is such a wedgie beggar laying on the bed with his elasticy underwear all showing and shit. hella begging for a wedgie.
by junsoo January 23, 2009
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