For a female to overly compliment a male to an extent that she is sucking up to him so much using words that she may as well be giving the male in question fellatio.
Female: You're just the most perfect male in the world, how is a girl like me so lucky to have you in my life.
Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
Male: Thanks for the verbal blowjob.
by GentlemanMiz July 16, 2012
by Ballet_Queen June 01, 2005
Todd: Awww man i verbally bitchslapped this fat whore yesterday, and today, she got lypo...
Frank: UBER COOL DUDE! Verbal bitchslap is the best!
Frank: UBER COOL DUDE! Verbal bitchslap is the best!
by Chris666andahalf March 24, 2007
When someone starts to say something i.e. a story or a thought, and stops in the middle of it without finishing. Thus, the original idea isn't completely conveyed, and the listener only knows part of the story, and must know the other part to be fully satisfied. Stems from the term "blueballs," the symptoms after receiving a blowjob without climaxing, although nearly reaching it.
My friend was telling me about a big fight she had, when all of a sudden she stopped and said "Whatever, nevermind." It was a huge case of verbal blueballs.
by Aspano April 16, 2004
Where you are talking and blurt out something that you totally didn't mean to say, or where you just share way too much where you immediately think "WHY DID I JUST SHARE THAT!??!"
by LaurenLindsay September 09, 2008
Not finished with his daily report, Tom prepared for the Verbal Suppository his boss was going to prescribe to him
by MattyDub February 03, 2010
by C. Hanley February 26, 2009