Vag turd

A particularly bothersome child. Or, depending on your feeling about children, any child.

"The movie was ruined by those crying vag turds a few rows behind us."

"Shit yes, I paid for the abortion. I don't need some vag turd ruining my life."

"Those vag turds at table 10 are destroying my section."

"Look, lady, if you don't shut up those rotten vag turds I'll break out a coat hanger and do it for you."

by T.R.F. November 30, 2009

Beaver-Vag

More appropriate and modern pronunciation of 'beverage'

Tom has at least 3 ice-cold beaver-vags waiting in his dorm.

by Tchaikovsky October 25, 2010

vag trag

A female "cockblock" that occurs organically - that is, which is no one's fault.

Oh, I totally thought we were going to hook up, but it turned out that when he asked me if I wanted to see his gear, he meant on WoW. Such a vag trag.

by illustronebulae September 25, 2010

vag sister

n., a woman who has had sex with the same person you have. In the plural, vag sisters are two women who have had sex with the same man.

This is most likely unintentional. The two women may not be of equal merit physically or mentally; it may therefore be an unpleasant surprise.

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are vag sisters.

by bajingo, bajingo, bajingo May 10, 2009

Vag wank

A vag wank is the act of masterbation on a woman.

Man, i was giving this girl a vag wank last night when my parents walked in.

by adamthefox May 28, 2006

Vag Tag

A funhearted game. This game includes a bunch of females running around punching each other in the vag to see who gets an orgasm first. It is similar to the childrens game, tag.

" I won a game of vag tag yesterday THREE TIMES!"

by Chelsea Reinisch October 16, 2008

Jet Vag

Getting ass on a plane.

Chet: You must have had jet lag after that plane from China.
Joe: I got jet lag after the flight, but I got jet vag during the flight...

by frequentflire December 17, 2009