Video Chat

A technology used for interacting with a person, usually of the opposite sex, when meeting in person cannot be achieved.
Me: Lets Video Chat
Mary:Sure! Give me a minute.
by God's Dictionary Writer May 30, 2010
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Blockbuster Video

A DVD rental store that's as ancient as Madonna's boobs.
Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."

Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.

Sharon: I didn't say anything.

Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
by WTF123 July 05, 2014
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music video

Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.

Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006
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Confession Video

A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.
A Typical Confession Video...

Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...

Girl B: yeah...

5 hours later:

Girl A: Your nice as well...
by ThatGuyNextDoor January 06, 2012
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Bleach Video

A video so goddamn terrible, it makes you want to drink bleach and never see the video again. It is commonly seen on YouTube Kids.
Person 1: FUCK! ANOTHER BLEACH VIDEO!
Person 2: Oh crap, I agree with you
Person 1: ITS SO FUCKING AWFUL GOD I WANT TO DRINK BLEACH
Person 2: OH SHIT ITS BAD
by big big big idiot November 12, 2021
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The Billie Video

The Billie Video is a joke where you make fun of people's relationships and terrible taste, because Billie has a terrible relationship, and terrible taste.
"Hey man you know the Billie video right. Thats totally her."
"LMAOOO FR."
by ILOVEGAYSEX November 23, 2022
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video-betes

the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking
im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs
by haha i added a word July 14, 2010
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