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No videos = stfu

No videos = shut the fuck up. A phrase normally seen in the comments section of Youtube videos, particularly guitar or bass demonstrations. To reply to haters claiming they're better, but have no evidence to prove this on their Youtube channels.
Hater: i cud prbably play dat wid ma cok lozer u suk dik.

Guitarist: No videos = stfu.
by ChucklesMginty January 13, 2009
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Blockbuster Video

A DVD rental store that's as ancient as Madonna's boobs.
Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."

Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.

Sharon: I didn't say anything.

Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
by WTF123 July 5, 2014
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music video

Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.

Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006
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video-betes

the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking
im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs
by haha i added a word July 13, 2010
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video monkey

A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009
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mixtape/video

A mixtape/video is unlike an actual mixtape. Instead of using average rhymes and weak beats, one makes a series of fire videos. Hints the name mixtape/video.
"Dude, did you hear about that kid that is dropping his new mixtape/video?'
"No, are his bars straight fire?"
"Nah man, it isn't like that. Its a video of fire skits placed together. I heard it will probably be the film of the year!"
by Superman's Cousin February 25, 2015
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commander video

a Youtuber who does high-quality Minecraft videos.
by kevinlupa September 29, 2019
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