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Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.
Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!
by Clamskipper January 26, 2010
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hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve
I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve
by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018
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scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep
by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010
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Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".
Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.
by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021
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Canooter valve

Nasal passage, nose often used for snorting things such as drugs.
Christopher broke his canooter valve so he wasnt able to smell any roses.
by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019
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Puffer T-Valve

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions
That freak had cheek piercings so I turned jer into a puffer t-valve
by Sullvein September 3, 2017
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Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve
Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve
by Pastiche May 6, 2015
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