Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

Valve studios

The definition for an abandoned company that has stopped making products a long time ago.

Hey Sears is a valve studios now y'know

by "words" January 9, 2021

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

Valve

A joke of a company

Josh: When will a good non VR game come out Valve?
GabeN: Yes

by Certified Redditior April 27, 2021

Knuter Valve

The male valve that controls urine flow.

After Ed turned 40 and his knuter valve stopped working properly, he would think he was done urinating and would dribble pee on the front of his pants.

by Redleader1 August 29, 2025

valve anti cheat

The worst anti-cheat ever.
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console

guy 1: bro valve anti cheat sucks
guy 2: yeah i agree

by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025