A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.
The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.
The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.
by Clamskipper January 26, 2010

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.
by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions
by Sullvein September 3, 2017

by Pastiche May 6, 2015
