stealing underwear 

used when describing a weirdo stealing girls underwear

Mr Seven Chan, stop going into other people room stealing underwear!

stealing underwear by CRYPTOPHOENIX March 28, 2019

color coded underwear 

Yellow in front brown in back is How idiots know which is front or back.

Color coded underwear doesnt work for him,he is colorblind.

color coded underwear by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

no color underwear 

Commando, underwear-less, not having on and underwear.

Kristen show your damn man that you’re wearing no color underwear!

no color underwear by OralFixation May 29, 2020

extra extra small underwear

the size of underwear commonly worn by men with unfortuanatly small penii

omg matthew madden has such a small penis!

yeah hes extra extra small underwear size, from the M&S children's department

extra extra small underwear by chinchinchin December 15, 2011

blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear 

the male genital..penis

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!

blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear by macmatty January 15, 2006

Knitted Underwear 

A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.

Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?

Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!

Henry: Quite so old bean!

Knitted Underwear by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009

eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

eye-patch underwear by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009