It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010
Get the Ukranian Pig Roast mug.The noun used to decribe the large heads of Ukrainians or their descendants. This is used comically by Ukrainians and other ethnic groups, especially in Canada. A Ukrainian trying on hats that all seem too small may curse his Ukrainium for being so huge. It comes from simply combining the words Ukrainian and Cranium. It's not intended to be or usually taken as a racial slur.
Ukrainian-"This hat is too small."
Other person-"It's not too small, you've just got a massive Ukrainium."
Other person-"It's not too small, you've just got a massive Ukrainium."
by RumGills November 26, 2010
Get the Ukrainium mug.The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.
Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.
by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011
Get the Ukranian Dessert mug.I tried, in vain, to buy my girlfriend a new hat for her birthday. Apparently hats do not come in size U or Ukraniam.
by Mick Dixon January 18, 2006
Get the Ukraniam mug.(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
by Dick Fergusen101 February 26, 2011
Get the Ukranian Cheese Sandwich mug.The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.
by shallowhalsex April 5, 2011
Get the Ukranian Dick Dragon mug.The sexual act of finding a Russian foreign exchange student, stripping them down, rubbing them with motor oil, and nailing them on a tool bench. Guarenteed to get you major "props" with all of your friends. Because Russian chicks are smokin.
(Unless they are named Olga)
(Unless they are named Olga)
by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011
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