Tenessee Two Step

1. The act in which the woman gets into the reverse crab position, and the man(or woman), gets onto the woman. Next, he inserts both of his feet into the woman's vagina and anus. For the final step, he then procedes to tap dance, or "two step" on the woman. With enough practice, one can easily create further dance moves.

2. A similar definition to the 1st, except instead of a partner performing the move, the woman is able to insert both of her feet into both her vagina and anus. Can be done easily with a flexable person, yet anyone is capable of doing it.

1. Marco and his girlfriend were tired of the same boring sex acts such as the dump truck and alabama hot pocket, so she suggested that they try the Tenessee Two Step, since she had done it herself many times before.

by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 19, 2007

two shits and a fuck

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.

Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.

by D.J. B May 25, 2007

One Two Stinkaroo

The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.

Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.

by Zithers November 16, 2009

Two Step

A dance style done at hardcore shows. You sway your legs back and forth and shift on the beat of the music.

Examples of good bands to two step to:
Comeback Kid
XParty CrewX
Bane
Verse
Champion

by DJGJ July 2, 2005

my drink n my two step

To have your alchoholic drink mostly patron and be doin the two step with the drink in your hand

At the club last night it was raw as hell, i had my drink n my two step, everything was going good.

by t.scott November 4, 2007

texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.

by SCL9994 November 2, 2007

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008