ass twitch

something thats happening in the left ass cheek of me right now and its been going on for over half an hour and im about to shove needles in it.

me: why must my ass twitch?
rita: to much butt sex.

why does everyone think i have butt sex?

by now both of them are January 17, 2008

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Cunt Twitch

A Cunt Twitch is a person who talks to you about anything you do not want to talk about.

"Trump will make some change"
"Shut up you fucking Cunt Twitch"

by Sleezy Cheesehole April 21, 2017

Twitch Thot

A shitty girl that uses twitch as a free porn website, uses their bodies to make 30+-year-old men donate money

Man 1: Why is that twitch thot here?
Man 2: She is trying to steal your money

by DimsumIsYum May 19, 2022

Twitch Slack

The amount of bedding you pack between your 'twitchy' sleeping partner and yourself so that your sleep isn't disturbed by them pulling on the blankets as they toss and turn.

"Man, Janette was so restless last night I had to pack major twitch slack just to get some sleep".

by Don74 September 8, 2016

Basic Twitch

A very basic female, who thinks they are different to others, thus being basic (On Twitter)

Jasmine tweeted "All guys are the same. They only want one thing :( " What a basic Twitch

by DaTominator7 August 9, 2016

leg twitch

Refers to someone whose been shot in the leg and still run for cover with the disabled leg. In Chicago, it's called Jimmy legs

Head Ice (Battle Rapper from Harlem used it against K Shine) " Real killers aint gotta givem a dead kit, you can already tell how their leg twitch"

by JsCid January 20, 2016