tweener day

(noun) the day between two people's birthdays, the perfect day for them to throw a conjoined party

"yo are you going to tweener day?"

"duh but it its a weird idea since erin and jordan are both so obsessed with themselves I cant believe they are throwing a conjoined party"

by oopsy July 6, 2023

the tweener

Tw-EE-ner
/noun./

The act of one friend pissing in between the legs of another friend's while said friend is sitting on the toilet poo'ing.

Greg and I performed the tweener after I had an intense Chipotle attack.

by mrpopperspenguin August 1, 2012

freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017

TWEEPER

A person, or persons, who creep friends, or strangers, Twitter profile in order to gain perspective into the person's life or just find someone to follow. If this is you then you are a Twitter-Creeper aka a Tweeper.

To Creep, is to secrectly and discretely view other people's profiles, blogs, etc without the person's knowledge.

Twitter Creeper Facebook Tweeper

by Mr. Kelleher February 22, 2009

tweezerhead

Someone who thinks they are a lot cooler than they really are.

Jim thinks he's a babe magnet but what a fricking tweezerhead.

by Mr. O. April 22, 2009

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

tweefer

Catholic Slut from Mercyhurst Preparatory High School in Erie, Pa. The ones that hick up their skirts so their ass flaps are showing.

That tweefer needs to pull down her skirt before I smack her ass.

by Sarah beth May 9, 2006