dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 6, 2006

Tandoori waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

by GSssssss August 9, 2006

tunda

The absolute meaning of pain. It's like a bitch slap times a billion, or like if Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris had a love child, raised by the ghost of Bruce Lee, and then told the Gods took a huge shit on your head. It'll fuck yo nigga ass up!

Unsuspecting Victim: David Banner, I just slashed your tires.
David Banner: ..................... TUNDA!!!

by Captain Chuck Lee March 1, 2009

vale tudo

Vale-tudo (anything goes) Similarly to MMA competitions and now used to describe the rules of the bout. A style of fighting in itself. The term vale tudo comes from the name of a television show that aired in Brazil. The show was a telecast of style-versus-style fights hosted by Hélio Gracie, which later changed into a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, bjj, tournament followed by the winner taking on an ivited fighter of some other style in a vale tudo match.

Can be used to explain gear and equipment in MMA.

If we are going to fight i want it to be a vale tudo match.

Are those vale tudo gloves.

by HawaiianHero November 3, 2006

Frozen Tundra

Taking a shit. Freezing it. Then banging a chick with your frozen shit. Frozen Tundra!

Jacob frozen tundra'd Carol last night.. she said she loved his ice cold shit!

by B13K March 31, 2009

Tandoori queen

a gay man, usually a white guy, who is only attracted to East Indian men.

Michael is such a Tandoori queen. First he goes out with Param, that software engineer from Houston, and then dumps him for Pravit, who is from Mumbai and more 'authentic.' Then he takes up yoga and redecorates his whole house in Indian style and goes vegetarian. Now he wants to bathe in the Ganges.

by waterman July 3, 2006

Tandoori Waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

by GSssssss August 9, 2006